Impossibly Good News

Seven million sign ups

Ain’t that swell
Baghdad Bob is alive and well

He changed his name

For just one Day
From Baghdad Bob to D.C. Jay

The ranks of the uninsured have shrunk

We met the target; Who’d a thunk

Just last week

We had no clue
Now it’s seven million
Sixty-seven thousand
And thirty-two
(Who knew?)

In other news

Even more surprising
The world’s at peace and the seas stopped rising
 
We’ve entered an era
Of great good felling
The weapons were surrendered and the planet’s healing

All the bad guys just left town

And the unemployment rate went down

Merkel may be playing hard to get

But our role with Russia has been re-set
Putin’s plans have all been thwarted
And looked at all the people that we’ve deported

All is joy and peace and love

Everything’s been gotten to the bottom of

Sun’s in the sky
And the sky ain’t fallin’
Osama’s dead
And GM’s…recallin

I’ve met or exceeded all my goals

Now why don’t we go play eighteen holes.
Last time I played..ain’t it a wonder
You might not believe it but I shot six under.