Cleveland Really Rocks Tonight

A brand new day has dawned

Another era has begun
We welcome the return
Of Cleveland’s second-favorite son

No more will those Ohioans

Complain and moan and grumble
No more will they disdain the drive;
Obsess about the fumble

There’s something on the news today

I’ve not seen for a while
The sun came up this morning
And I saw a city smile

The science ISN’T settled

Fortune CAN be brooked by men
Thomas Wolfe was wrong
Because you can go home again

I read the words the athlete wrote

I read the words and cried
If any man says that he didn’t
I say that man just lied

How rare and wonderful a thing

Dear sisters and dear brothers
That someone pondering their path
Should think so much of others

And how amid your triumphs

Find the courage that it takes
To stand before the world
And to acknowledge your mistakes

Now I’m ecstatic too

Because as everybody knows
Our nation’s outlook turns
The way the Cuyahoga flows

The Cleveland streets are joyous now

But soon we may all learn
How happier “C-Town” can be…
Should “Johnny Radio” return