Guest Post: To the tune of You'll Be Back Song by Jonathan Groff and Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton.

Hi, I'm Mike.

A few years ago, I reached out to Joe after hearing him talk about some issues with his website. I ended up helping him get things set up, and it's been great to see how things have evolved since then.

I hope he doesn’t mind me sharing this guest post!

I’d love to hear your thoughts—feel free to share your feedback or even your own take on it.

Lyrics:

You say,

The price of a king's love is not something you're willing to pay

You cry,

In your Tesla, you must hawk since you got canned today

Why so sad?

Remember, we had a deal when you picked me,

Though I tried to torch democracy-

Now, you're making me mad!

Don't be disrespectful,

Remember, despite my convictions, I'm your manly-man

Chorus:

I came back, soon, you'll see

You remember you belong to me

You'll be back, time will tell,

You'll recall I played golf while our country went to hell.

Oceans rise, alliances fade,

Canada, Ukraine, Greenland-betrayed,

But we owned the libs through it all!

And when push comes to shove,

I will send a strung-out teen DOGE bro or Jan-6th thug to remind you of my love!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya

Verse 2:

You say,

My self-love's draining, and you're ready to flee,

You'll be whining online if I leave, you'll see!

And no, don't try to change the subject

'Cause I'm the only subject

Your sweet, submissive subject

You are my loyal, I'm your royal subject,

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever-

I came back, not like before,

It's time to settle all my scores.

I won't fight their fights,

I'll help Russia win the war

For your love, for your praise

I'll hawk merch 'till the end of days

New conspiracies I'll weave

I'll love myself 'til your dying days

When you're gone, I'll go mad

So don't throw away this thing we had

'Cause when push comes to shove

I will break our oaths to defend

Flood X with ALL-CAPS screeds,

Blame Ukraine for mess, say "your fired" to impress,

Cut Oligarchs taxes,

And balloon the debt

-To remind you of my love!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat- everybody!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah!