I tuned in the speech
And I listened intentlyTo see how the country
Had changed, fundamentally
I read all the papers
And watch all the newsI’m pretty well versed
On the facts and my views
But after I heard
What the President saidI learned, to my shame
I’ve been terribly led
My Tea Party friends
Are deceived or deludedThe POTUS has spoken
And so I concluded
To get with the plan
I spent most of the nightDoing the homework
To get my head right.
To open the door
And to turn a new leafAnd so I can say
It is now my belief
That the world is at peace
But the climate’s a crisisA heat wave in June
Is more trouble than Isis
Selma is better than
12 Years a Slave
Snipers are cowards
But drone-ers are brave
Our plan for Iran
Is productive and cleverAnd such a success
Talks may go on forever
The deal with Fidel
Was the best we could getOur friendship with Russia
Is being re-set
We’ve got a great team
And a marvelous benchAnd now everyone knows
That John Kerry speaks French
Thanks to the law
We’re all happy and healthy
Let's go for a ride
On the backs of the wealthy
As for 529’s
Well, the government backs themBut when you withdraw
Then we’re going to tax them
He’s willing to hear
What the House is proposingHis office is open
But Gitmo is closing
It’s no never-mind
We’re the world’s biggest debtor
Thanks for the speech
Now I feel so much better
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