RUN JOE RUN !

Run Joe Run

Our country’s favorite son
The nation needs your leadership
Run Joe Run

The also-rans have all begun assembling their staffs

We love our crazy uncle and we sure could use some laughs
And what’s a campaign season without attitude and gaffs
So tell us you’re a candidate before the day is done
Your countrymen are calling for you
Run Joe Run

Run Joe Run

Without you it’s no fun
Say it with me everybody
Run Joe Run

Just think of the attention your announcing it will bring

And at the very moment that your hat goes in the ring
It’s the Alleluia Chorus every talk show host will sing
That’s why you must announce before the setting of the sun
Now much more than ever baby
Run Joe Run

Run Joe Run

Our country’s favorite son

Your countrymen are calling for you
Run Joe Run

You’ve got the greatest resume the country’s ever seen

You’re liberal, you’re tolerant, experienced and green
And like the man you serve, you’re both articulate and clean
So say it like you mean it and the victory is won
You owe it to the party faithful
Run Joe Run

For far too long you’ve been the man that’s stuck in second place

You’ve handled the position with such discipline and grace
And don’t you want to see the look on Mrs. Clinton’s face?
So telephone the media and tell them you’re the one
Say it with me everybody
Run Joe Run

Run Joe Run

You old son of a gun
It’s not the same without you, Joey
Run Joe Run