I'll tell you a tale of a man and a town And the town's tale I'm telling you first But it don't matter much Cause to ...

The lies we’ve heard This year, to date Are multiple and myriad There’s not a grain of truth In any sentence, phrase or period...

Congresspersons, gals and guys Exalt the art of compromise They sit, they talk, they schmooze, they chat. You give me this. I’ll ...

When I was young, my father read The Times and The Tribune The Times came in the morning and the Trib, the afternoon   He pour...

I sit up nights in my abode Trying hard to pen an ode Praying that the week’s events’ll Find their way down through my pencil ...

They’ll tell you this tomorrow ‘Cause they told you this before All across this country On our women, there’s a war   Men d...

Seven million sign ups Ain’t that swell Baghdad Bob is alive and well He changed his name For just one Day From Baghdad Bob...

Reporters all like brouhahas They sure are lots of fun You don’t know what’s a brouhaha Well, Watergate was one Bridgegate i...

The lessons that I’ve learned in life I summarize this way You learn most from what people do And not from what they say. If you hav...

I’d like to see at CPAC A man or woman proudly Address the delegation And hear them cheering loudly I’d like to see a leader (Wher...

You must have heard this one before And if you have, don’t laugh We spend our lifetimes looking for Our other, better half So...

I’m gonna tell you something Just a few of you might know I come from New York City Though I’m called Tarzana Joe I learned ...

You must have heard and should recall Of “robbing Peter to pay Paul” Which means, for Pittsburg Steeler fans, That money, while it change...

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What we have is so fantastic All we really need is branding As to what was said or promised There was some misunderstanding ...

We need more men like them We need more women too Who in a time of crisis Do what we all should do I listen to the host An...

Some say the spirit lingers And its impact never ends Provided that it’s cherished In the memory of friends The first thing t...

Hugh Hewitt, on the government This bit of wisdom spun That which it does, you don’t miss much The rest, it can’t get done De...

Obamacare. Obamacare I do not like Obamacare Obamacare is what we need Obamacare…. Says Harry Reid, “You'd love it if you had th...

Sail on thou ship of state sail on... It seems to me you're drifting Perhaps there's no one left on board To do the heavy lif...