Because it’s wise to scrutinize The nation’s apparatus Once a year the president Reports the union’s status He stands before the congre...

The outlook is improving And I hear Home Depot’s hiring However, there are people We must still consider firing There’s several I can ...

New Year 2012 I think you folks will all concur The year gone by has been a blur It seems October pumpkins still Are resting on my wind...

Some folks think that we’re heading down A freeway to disaster Under the direction of Some evil puppetmaster A hidden hand that seeks t...

When I was young I had this thing I thought that compromise was king And I would go That extra mile To, meet, retreat or reconcile I...

When you stand to pledge allegiance When you hit your knees to pray For our past and for the future Thank a veteran today With a feeli...

As sure as rain’s in Spain And there’s some wind in them thar willows I know we’re going to learn Each politician’s peccadilloes The p...

They say,” To the victor belongs the spoils” But I say, to the spoiled belongs the victory!" They put stuff in our cigarettes to mak...

Despite the constant chorus of Small business protestations Everyone in Washington Is making regulations On everything from lightbulbs ...

I stand upon a perfect sphere And gaze at the horizon With nothing there to mar my view Not building, bridge, or bison I know there mus...

The following poem about people who serve in the armed forces during Peacetime was a collaboration among the listeners to Hugh Hewitt's ...

Allow me to tell you a foly hable The story of brothers, Ain and Cable Now Cable lived life serene and mellow But Ain was an angry and fealo...

Our overreaching nannies Are sitting on their fannies Hatching clever plans And plotting lots more bans It sets their hearts a’flutter To ba...

I want to be a Congressman I want to oh so bad I hear it is the best job Any person ever had I will be so focused I’ll start right now, toda...

The scouts arrive at 7 A simple ceremony Shorter than you expect it to be The flags are given out And each scout finds his line of stones P...

Those with sensitivity Have been a bit alarmed And feel restraint’s required If someone is unarmed Perhaps the legendary DUKE Depicted it th...

I am sitting at the table Waiting for dinner to be served It’s a big traditional spread Someone brings out bread It looks good but I’m told ...

You’ve often heard me sing this song But everything you know is wrong So folks, Be sure your surgeon is a seventh day Adventist And if a fri...

The Blimp of State’s been punctured We all can hear it hissing We need someone to guide us But the President is missing. He’s filling out hi...

Among the best and deepest urges That in the human spirit surges That we declare come each July Is called the sound of Freedom’s cry And if ...

Following catastrophes Of nature or of violence It’s fitting to observe them with A span or two of silence For stillness is appropriate Beyo...

It seems as I get older The year end’s hurley-burlier The days are flying faster And New Year’s Eve comes earlier My memory is going My brai...

Let me take this opportunity To recollect the reason Why, from the dawn of history We celebrate this season In the summer and the autumn We...

For years it was the same old story Our politicians, young or hoary From every clan or category Lacked the gift of oratory I sure liked “W” ...

I thought I heard a story While sailing on my yacht The President’s for tax cuts But Jim DeMint is not Reliable Joe Biden Whose voice the w...