Tarzana Joe

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Jan 22, 2010

A Poem of Miracles

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I didn’t believe in miracles The Red Sea never parted And Joshua didn’t stop the sun Oh, please don’t get me started Noah never floated And...
Jan 15, 2010

The Future is Mine by Tarzana Joe

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I wish that all those Mayan guys Had been a lot less cryptic So I could make precise-er plans For times apocalyptic Their P.D.A.s were made ...
Jan 8, 2010

A Poem for Glen From Texas

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A Poem for Glen from Texas Let’s get this Rodeo going Just listen to that crowd They’re ready. They’re ready. The bull riders are finally f...
Dec 18, 2009

Thanks Al Gore

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2010 by Tarzana Joe When near next November’s nigh A mad majority disappears In spotless sun Taxes rise As realization settles On a seething...
Dec 17, 2009

Angry Poem

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Growl By Tarzana Joe with a limited borrowing from Allen Ginsberg They say that every Inuit Knows a thousand words for snow What we need in ...
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Nov 25, 2009

Thanksgiving Poem 2009

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Thanksgiving 2009 By Tarzana Joe While thanking God this week for all our blessings is the norm I say we should be thankful for the calm and...
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Nov 20, 2009

This week's Health Care poem

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Twilight of the Senate © 2009 by Tarzana Joe At fashions of Parisians Americans would gape While we all totaled tea leaves The French enjoye...
Oct 30, 2009

Another Health Care Poem, Oy!

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The cork's been popped The bubble burst The leaky ship has sailed Pelosi's Health proposal Has finally been unveiled It's better...
Oct 23, 2009

Bad Calls

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Bad Calls © 2009 by Tarzana Joe Some teams, they get the garlands And some teams get their lumps And those that take the losses Often blame ...
Sep 23, 2009

Night After Night

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Night after Night By Tarzana Joe Each and every Autumn Defying rhyme or reason The folks who run the networks Announce a new Fall Season The...
Sep 11, 2009

For Mark

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4 Questions Spring will never come again No April without pain Each April the Emancipator's Slain Mothers, will there ever Be a Sunday i...
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Sep 5, 2009

The Pledge

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I PLEDGE to be of service to my community I PLEDGE to oppose anything that threatens the earth I PLEDGE to fight the unseen terrorism of p...
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Aug 27, 2009

Keep Tarzana Joe Conservative

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The National Endowment for the Arts organized a conference call of "leading artists" and urged them to be part of the solution. Th...
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My latest podcast

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Click on "My latest podcast" above to hear all about e e cummings .
Aug 26, 2009

Why wasn't I asked????

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Click on the title above to find out how The National Endowment for the Arts is about to become The Department of Propaganda. Let a thousand...
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Aug 19, 2009

Poetry Pod-Cast

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Aug 17, 2009

I Would Shop at Whole Foods (if I could afford it)

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I don't know John Mackey from Adam Sandler. He may have committed as many crimes as John Edwards. The last checker who swiped my Paypa...
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Aug 16, 2009

No Second Cannae

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The news this weekend is that the Democrat leadership is retreating from the "government option." Whenever I hear that a party wi...
Sep 11, 2007

Utopia by Tarzana Joe

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That notion, so delectable That mankind is perfectible Is once again respectable And seems our current goal We used to think divinity Was ou...
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Sep 8, 2007

Reflections on Knocked Up

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By Tarzana Joe 6/1/07 When I was a lad I lived scott-free I only cared about myself And me And I spelled ego with a capital “E” And quite po...
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